“90-Day Glow-Up! Is That You Girl?!”:
Which Stay Ready Ritual Will Take You from Burnout City to $250K a Month Baddie Goodie Town?
Becuz we’re leaving DIY behind + choosing peace AND profit this year. Periodt!
But where does a boss like you start? What copy assets and help are finally gonna move the needle? Funny you should ask. I popped in a 00's style Cosmo-esque quiz below to help you figure it all out.
Take the quiz or spoiler alert: scroll to the bottom for a delulu skip to da results…
1. How's your current copy situation lookin'?
A) What copy? My website's a ghost town
B) Got some words, but they ain't converting
C) Decent, but I know there's money left on the table
2. When it comes to rest, you're:
A) Rest? I don't know her
B) Dreaming of a vacation... while working
C) Ready to delegate but scared to let go
3. Your funnel game is:
A) What's a funnel? Is that like Instagram?
B) Got one, but it's leakier than a dollar store umbrella
C) It's working, but I know it could be pumping harder
4. Your team situation:
A) It's just me, myself, and I
B) Got help, but still feeling overwhelmed
C) Ready to level up but unsure how
5. Your revenue goals for the next 90 days:
A) Any revenue would be nice
B) Aiming for steady growth
C) Ready to smash through six figures
6. Which vibe matches your growth energy?
A) "Started From The Bottom" - Drake
B) "The Middle" - Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey
C) "Level Up" - Ciara
THE RESULTS ARE IN!
DRUMROLL PLEASE...
THE RESULTS ARE IN! DRUMROLL PLEASE...
MOSTLY' A’S? YOU’RE IN YOUR GET READY ERA.
Your online presence is...meh. Like a tumbleweed rolling through a desert. And not the Beyonce kind. How are people supposed to find you, get obsessed with you, and join your movement if your website words are as exciting as wet cooler bread? Every month that goes by is another month of leaving money on the table.
The good news? You're a perfect fit for our Stay Ready Retainer!
Listen, I love that you’re driving traffic to all the right places, but what’s the point if you can't get people to stay a while? You've been ready for your list growth to explode from a sad little puddle into a vast ocean of obsessed, can't-get-enough riders who raise their hands and wallets for whatever you offer.
No matter your results, our Stay Ready Retainer is your express ticket to your easiest $250K made in 90 days (or EVER). More revenue, more rest, less stress.
MOSTLY B’S? YOU’RE IN YOUR LAUNCH READY ERA.
MOSTLY C’S? YOU’RE IN YOUR STAY READY ERA.
You're successfully generating leads and sales, but leaky buckets throughout your funnel keep your growth stunted.
Cringeworthy upsell copy, confusing order bumps, and lackluster retention efforts create a painful cycle of churn. How much more revenue could you claim if you plugged those funnel holes? The good news? You're a perfect fit for our Stay Ready Retainer!
Whether you're just starting out, stuck in the middle, or ready to level up, our Stay Ready Retainer is your express ticket to that 250K in 90 days glow-up. For just $1,499 a month, we're talking:
- Fresh, converting copy that turns browsers into buyers
- A funnel that doesn't just work, it WERKS
- More rest than you've had since you started this biz
- A team that's got your back (and your copy) 5 days a week
No more DIY stress, no more leaky funnels, no more sleepless nights.
Just pure, unadulterated growth and the chance to finally take that vacay you've been dreaming of.
Ready to stay ready and get that bag? Let's go, boo!