Here's the Keys to Getting Sticky, Revenue-boosting Copy Out The Door & Finally Doing The Werk So-&-So Promised You It Would.
Becuz we’re leaving DIY behind and choosing peace this year. Periodt!
But where does a boss like you start? What copy assets and help are finally gonna move the needle? Funny you should ask. I popped in a 00's style Cosmo-esque quiz below to help you figure it all out.
Take the quiz or spoiler alert: scroll to the bottom for a delulu skip to da results:
1. First thing's first, where would you say your biz is currently?
A) Just getting my online presence established
B) I've got a decent presence but struggling to generate leads
C) Got decent leads/sales but want to optimize and scale
2. What's giving you the biggest copy hangover, is it…
A) Website copy, social captions, getting noticed?
B) Lead magnets, nurture sequences, webinar sign-ups?
C) Upsells, downsells, customer experience mishaps?
3. What are the numeros you're hyper-focused on improving?
A) Traffic, social shares, bounce rates
B) Opt-in rates, webinar registrations, email engagement
C) Conversion rates, average order value, customer LTV
4. What tools and team do you currently got going on?
A) A basic website and social set up + team of me
B) Email marketing software, webinar platform + team of 1 to 2
C) Full e-comm stack, CRM, web analytics & team of 3+
5. Which area feels like it needs the most love right now?
A) Website copy, social content, building brand awareness
B) Lead magnets, webinars, email nurture sequences
C) Sales funnels, upsells, retention strategies
6. Which song best describes your “thirst level” to outsource your funnel copy?
A) "I Don't Want to Wait" (Dawson's Creek Theme) - you need it now!
B) "...Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears - you'll give it another go!
C) "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore - you're ready for a committed partnership!
THE RESULTS ARE IN!
DRUMROLL PLEASE...
THE RESULTS ARE IN! DRUMROLL PLEASE...
MOSTLY' A’S? YOU’RE IN YOUR GET READY ERA.
Your online presence is...meh. Like a tumbleweed rolling through a desert. And not the giving visuals Beyonce kind. How are people supposed to find you, get obsessed with you, and join your movement if your website words are as exciting as wet cooler bread? Every month that goes by is another month of leaving money on the table.
You're dope, but no one can see that genius if you're the internet's best kept secret. Watching others get noticed while you're hustling behind the scenes?! I REBUKE IT!
It's time to Get Ready to be effing VISIBLE with binge-worthy landing pages, social captions that spark curiosity, and welcome emails that have people saying "shiiiiit, where you been at?!"
The Get Ready bundle hooks you up with all the top-of-funnel, awareness-driving copy you need to amplify that BTS advice and solutions that got your fave customers and clients in chokehold.
MOSTLY B’S? YOU’RE IN YOUR LAUNCH READY ERA.
You've got a decent online presence but struggle to convert visitors into subscribers and leads. Dusty nurture sequences, hidden under the fold lead magnets, and webinar descriptions that couldn't sell water in the desert. #sorrynotsorry
Listen, I love that you’re driving traffic to all the right places, but what’s the point if you can't get people to stay a while? Every month you fail to capture emails and warm 'em up is another month delaying your ability to scale and create sustainable income.
How much revenue have you left on the table from lackluster MOFU marketing? Let the Launch Ready bundle overhaul your lead gen copy from drab to a jaw-dropping with irresistible lead magnets, nurture sequences that turn subscribers into riders and buyers, and webinar promos that'll have them giving you a standing ovation.
See your list growth explode from a sad little puddle into a vast ocean of obsessed, can't-get-enough riders who raise their hands and wallets for whatever you offer.
MOSTLY C’S? YOU’RE IN YOUR STAY READY ERA.
You're successfully generating leads and sales, but leaky buckets throughout your funnel keep your growth stunted.
Cringeworthy upsell copy, confusing order bumps, and lackluster retention efforts create a painful cycle of churn. How much more revenue could you claim if you plugged those funnel holes? Every prospect and buyer who drops off is cash straight out of your pocket. And god forbid you try to put a Peppa Pig bandaid on it yourself or pawn more work on your already-drowning team. That's a fast track to burnout boulevard. #nobueno
The Stay Ready Retainer is your turnkey solution to funnel optimization and recurring customer magic. Each month, you get a constant stream of fresh TOFU, MOFU, and BOFU copy from irresistible order bump offers to drool-worthy downsells to retention campaigns that deepen the love.
Get ready to cozy up with your the growth and revenue you worked so hard to rev up with plugged funnel holes, savvy customers who can't get enough of your upsells and offers, and a team who can finally take a damn breath.