CUZ IF YOU STAY READY

YOU AIN’T GOTTA GET READY!

Finally! A solid plan to 4x your subscribers, your click rates, your conversions and your free time, month after month, without micro-managing a team of freelancers or worse dropping *multiple* 6 figures on an in-house team you’ve got to train, build SOP’s AND keep super duper happy to get the work DONE (and out your face…)

Picture this… (although something tells me I don’t have to)

You’re in your Quarterly planning session with the team. Everyone’s rattling off their ideas and to do’s – and somehow your to do list is heavy on the to do and light on the DONE!

Somewhere, somehow, despite having a team you’ve become the one and only messaging strategist, copywriter and content director. As if the 11 other hats you wear in your life and at work isn’t enough.

GULP!

Pretty sure you didn’t get in the start-up game to become a full-time content strategist, creative project manager, graphic designer, integrator, funnel expert AND copywriter but here you are. 

In a never ending fever dream of Asana notifications and Slack “quick question?” dings.

Promos? Bottle-necked. Emails? Half-assed. Sales pages? Meh. Segments, tags, pixels and heat maps? Thrown out the window! 

To be fair, this wasn’t the forever plan. 

  • You HAVE a budget in mind for the kinda full-time help you need to scale – and it’s SCARY EXPENSIVE AND FAR FETCHED RIGHT NOW…

  • But you’re a boss, you just need to sell (or raise) the funds to get there… SOMEDAY! 

  • You HAVE a few referrals in your inbox from biz besties and colleagues…

  • But you still need the time to vet them, send a test project or two, review the test project and pray to the talent gods that they won’t burn out in 3 months after the new ‘challenge’ feels worn off. you’ve been burned in the past so the stranger danger is real!

  • You HAVE been outsourcing the BIG GUNS when you can – you’re not afraid to admit when it’s time to bring in some niched expertise to the table…

  • But dropping 10K+ on launch asset copy ONLY – no execution help, no LIVE launch copy reworks, just google docs and a handshake – just doesn’t seem sustainable… plus “what about all the other copy that needs to get written around here!”

HERE COMES THE GOOD NEWS!


  • You’re RIGHT for thinking this is EASILY someone else’s job, career, or a whole damn digital marketing department. 

  • You’re RIGHT for thinking someone BESIDE YOU could and should be cranking out all that copy and content (and probably better…)

  • You’re RIGHT for thinking you need and deserve some breathing room to be the leader, rainmaker and innovator in your biz – only taking on the things that generate more ideas and income.

  • You’re 100% RIGHT for thinking you’ve gotta start asking WHO, and not HOW, is going to help us 4x our leads, our engagement, our sales, and our customer experience during, before and after the big launch.


You’re SUPER, DUPER EXTRA RIGHT if you’ve been thinking a team heavy on DECISION MAKERS and no DOERS vice-a-versa ain’t the key to working smarter not harder…

Listen, All That Solo-preneur Mess is Dead!

So is expecting the moon, the stars, and an almanac from your small BUT mighty AND already stretched TOO thin team.

You need a solution that gives decision makers the data to make strong, quick decisions and systems, collaboration, and an extra pair of hands to help get the DOERS on the path to productive, responsive doing – month after month. 

It’s time to listen to that gut and start delegating the heavy lifting, high ROI marketing bits, and some of that decision making to a team who eats peaceful strategies, creative project management, copywriting skillz, and content repurposing systems for breakfast.

INTRODUCING THE

STAY READY RETAINER

Every Month Receive The Copy Assets You Need To Grow, Engage, and Convert before, after, and during your offer and product launches…

Here’s what you could possibly get in one month:

  • Up to 15 Emails a Month (optimized for deliverability, credibility, and uploaded for ya!)

  • Up to 15 SMS promo messages (same as above *wink* – and never spammy)

  • 2 Landing Pages (or 1 Sales Page or equivalent asset + Mock-up)

  • 10 IG Posts (or Reels + Captions

  • 10 IG Stories (+ Mock Ups)

  • 3 Flex Requests A Month (Think Bio Update, Podcast Pitches, Press Release or Webinar Deck edited for YES-ABILITY!)

But Wait Scroll Down… THERE’S MORE!

  • Zhuzhed up Welcome Sequences or Post Purchase Sequence (talking engaging, binge worthy nosy copy & sticky segmenting)

  • Zhuzhed up or Chef’d up funnel copy and assets to hit your goals (gotta goal? we got funnel controls and copy, organic and paid, for that!)

  • Customized Templates – from emails to Asana tasks, anyone can leverage the templates we made just for you, with or without us, for a consistent look, voice and vibe.

  • Dedicated Content Calendar, Tracker & Production Board (always!)

  • Monthly Strategy & Creative Team Calls (join ‘em all or let the team take charge)

  • Quarterly Reporting & Reset Calls (always be a quarter a head of the game)

No more wondering what to post and where to say it – and who’s gonna help us get it up there

No more wondering who’s working on what asset and when the hell it’s going out. 

No more strategies or templates that are impossible to adopt and make your own. 

No more mix-matched copy and messaging – cuz we’re writing it all.

And definitely no more wondering how to get your in-house team to play nice with your copywriter or digital marketing agency cuz we got systems and dope can do personalities for that too. 

Just a lot more done. A lot quicker. Without you having to hold everyone’s hand while they do it. 

Your Let Go AND Let Run & Tell That! Do It Investment?




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LISTEN, NO ONE’S TELLING YOU 

TO DIVE IN FEET FIRST…

We just wanna be super upfront about the cost – which is 80% less the cost to hire a whole in-house team, not counting the training time and turnover, to finally get your binge worthy TOFU, MOFU, and BOFU assets out the door. 

All you gotta do is hop on a free 30 min Stay Ready Road Map Sesh to figure out if solu-solu is for you, for you.

(no thanks, I’d rather pay $250K+ for a so-so team – NOT!)

HERE’S WHAT WE’LL COVER ON THE CALL!

THE NOT-SO-BUENO TRUTH: What stacking your team with ONLY DOERS or ONLY DECISION MAKERS is doing to your growth – YAY! You’re growing your team. So why does it feel like there’s more to do and no way of knowing what to do first. We’ll show you why this is a HUGE buzz kill for your bottom line and reach. And how it leads to more low impact work, less revenue, and at huge risk for team burnout.

  • OUR VIBE CHECK STRATEGY & APPROACH we’ve used to churn out internal and external communications to increase conversions and engagement by 18% – the same way we get your ride or buy customers to stick around and spread the good word is the same framework we apply to internal and external comms. We’ll show you all the use cases and assets we can create to keep the good vibe culture flowing in and out your brand to attract and retain customers – and talent!

  • KIND-OF-A-BIG-DEAL Boos Boos Made By ALL (nope, not just you) – Listen every biz owner or VP of something, looking to scale their offers and delegate their marketing assets make these understandable yet avoidable mistakes  – find out what they are so you can avoid them!

  • 3 Simple Tips To Getting Instant ROI from ANY agency you hire for your copy – These strategies can help you make more traction, learn more about your customer, and crank out engaging, converting, and quality copy and content faster than you ever thought possible.

  • Real Talk Scams & Downright Lies Told By The Template, Course, and Done For You Cults – Sounds a bit harsh but I don’t know what else to call it. Solopreneurship is a lie. Doing it with one, exploited AF, remote assistant is a lie. Doing it all by yourself with a course and some templates that lack nuance and direction and only want to upsell you into the REAL solution is the biggest scam (and cult) EVER. But what they promise does actually exist. Just not the way they’d have you believe it. We’ll show you the way, the way that works FOR YOU and how we made it work for others!

Questions your smart & savvy, but stretched waaaay to thin, peers asked us before they said –

 “OH GOD, YES PLS!” to Stay Ready Retainers

  • That’s totally an asset we can create for you along the way – but no we don’t need one to get started. We’ll show you how our clients leverage our Quarterly Reset & Review framework for figuring out what they need now, ongoing, and in the near future. But listen, your voice and vibe exists in the tons of content and copy that already exists. Even if you think its crap or played out. It’s also waiting in the wild west of the internet and the voice of future and past customers. We’ll take what resonates and feels authentic to your brand and ditch the rest.

  • Each client has a copywriter and delivery assistant tied to them, you also get a dedicated Asana Production Workspace, Content Calendar & Tracker, Resource Dashboard and Flex Request Brief Form. Not to mention the weekly calls (one 60 min call for Strategy and three optional 30 min team collab / co-work sessions) to get and give all the feedback, strategy, insights and updates we need to keep the copy train moving. Assign ‘em to your graphic designer, marketing manager or OBM to Collab calls and keep the Strategy calls on your calendar to make sure everyone gets what they need. We’ll give you sneak peek on the call.

    I’ve worked with C-Suite level executives my whole life – from my time as an EA to COO’S and CEO’s at the BIG 5 financial firms to E-Commerce, to the Coaching industry – we don’t play with deadlines and we’re hella professional. Creatives are not aloof. And systems, operation people can be creative. Call it a gift. Call it PTSD. Whatever the catalyst, we're a team that can do both. And if that’s ever the case we have multiple feedback loops in place. Cuz if you Stay Ready… you ain’t gotta get ready (to get fired LOL).

  • That’s awesome! What else do you wish they could be doing? How much time do you spend editing their content and copy? How’s it performing? If your answers are: anything else, more than 2 hours, and no clue – then let’s give them other things to do. Maybe they can help delegate some of that stuff on your behalf, maybe they're better suited for some other tasks or projects they can help you execute on. If you love working with them and they do decent work KEEP em. We’d love to work alongside them. The Free 30 Stay Ready Road Map call is a great place to start and figure those answers out.

  • Yes and no… we’ve been known to pitch in where we can. But no it’s not an explicit offer with the service. We do however provide pretty true to life wireframe documents and include mock-ups wherever asset design is necessary to optimize conversions and delivery times. We also include the graphic design turn-around time in our delivery time and recommend adding all creatives who influence, need to be informed, and contribute to the asset to be added to production boards. We do ask that you or your team provide brand design elements and graphics via shareable Canva design link for easy copy and spec fixes so there's no delivery delays due to typos or misalignments. We’ll show you what we mean on you Free 30 Stay Ready Road Map call