YOUR NEW BIZ TURN UP SPOT IS HEREEE!

It’s sell o’clock somewhere! 

Grab your copy, your big sexy offer, your procrasti-cleaning self, and yo’ drank (tea or tequila).

Then meet me HERE…

Let’s be real. You’ve been staring at the Google doc for 45 minutes.

Okay, you write something for 15 mins then scroll for 20 mins.

(It’s called balance ami right?!?)

Get thirsty. Get bored. Get an Amazon package delivered…

And *POOF!* all the joy + urgency left your fingertips. 

Me: Can we get even realer!? 

You: YES YOU CAN!

This didn’t just happen today.

This has been happening for days. Weeks even?! 

(Dare I say months?)

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. WE ALL HAD BIG DREAMS FOR 2024.

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IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. WE ALL HAD BIG DREAMS FOR 2024. 💖

Instead of wasting two days, going cross-eyed scrolling through ghosted course modules + swipe files, what you need is...

  • A second pair of eyes (and a second brain) you can call on without feeling icky or fearing being judged for not having your shit together.

  • And def not another mastermind where the call time is smack in the middle of every client call EVER.

YOU. JUST. NEED. SOMEONE. TO. TELL. YOU. WHAT TO DO. WHERE TO DO IT. WHAT TO SPICE UP. AND HOW TO DO IT.

You need is a 60-minute chat with your new biz BFF (me, I’m biz BFF ) to solve your copy + messaging + get ur cheddah flowing STAT!!!

INTRODUCING

HAPPY COPY HOUR

In Just 60 Minutes, Receive The Copy Therapy Session You Need To Put You On The Fast Track To Bizness Success

Here’s what you get in ONE SESSION:

  • LIVE copy coaching but better. You + I hop on Google Meets. I wave my copy wand (legit) over any existing website or copy.

  • Don't got copy? No problem! Let's brainstorm a stunna framework, funnel or sales page outline.

  • After our 60 minute flow session you'll get a recorded playback + searchable transcripts of live edits, suggestions & next steps + the confidence to turn your talk into buyer walk -- toward the checkout. Like a copywriting course created just for you and your bizness!

Let's Hear What Folks Are Saying:

  • "The biggest thing you helped me think more about, that I didn't think about at all were my content pillars. I had a list of all these awesome ideas but not sure how or if they fit a journey. Like what are people getting from this, these products, this content, right? Not just, it's cool, but what is the transformation, and why. Which is huge! Because until our chat I wasn’t quite sure how'd I introduce a new product or any product. Now it’s like duh!"

    - Nisha Dent

  • "In one afternoon, Christina added the dose of personality and clarity that was missing from the sales page for my updated offer. What I spent weeks refining (or hate-writing), second-guessing, and shying away from... Christina took to ready-to-share and sell! Now, I've got a page I'm proud of. One that showcases the amazing offer I've got going on and for the first time I'm sharing more of ME! I'm using bits of the copy everywhere I can because it's helped me to be more confident to show up as myself."

    - Sara Vartanian

  • "I was already like, OK, I'm gonna update my website. And then once I started telling you about my offer you were like, maybe we should just do a sales page. Instead of wasting all my energy and $$$ on a low vibe website, I knew exactly what I wanted to want to say. I just didn't know how I can put it on on paper. “Christina help me!” And we got the Sales Page out, up and reworked in 48 hours."

    - Nicola Moors

SOUNDS GOODIE?

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SOUNDS GOODIE? 😌

Your Hype And Happy Copy Hour Investment:



1 (60) Minute Session

Pay in Full: $249

THE DEAL IS UNREAL

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THE DEAL IS UNREAL 😮

Questions your smart & savvy, but unhappy

peers asked us before they said –

 “OH GOD, YES PLS!” to Happy Copy Hour

  • Good question. Here’s a little taste of what we can make work in an hour. Choose your adventure from one of… 

    • Get your sales page or opt-in once (or twice) over-ed with LIVE edit commentary + comments built for swoon worthy copy.

    • Werk out a mini step-by-step launch plan (aka roadmap) for your next masterclass, membership, or course so you can secure the bag asap. 

    • Zhush up a few of your batched emails and nurture sequence subject lines for sick open rates and effortless engagement.

    • Spilling all the tea on an offer you’re thinking up and brainstorming all the angles, market fit, and validation content + engagement you need to get that puppy to sell itself. 

    • Nailing the eff out of your brand voice + tone (yes in an hour) by getting the skinny on how to write like you speak + nailing your audience’s love language.

  • I can’t rewrite your whole website (you’d go here for that)

    I can’t guarantee you a 6-figure launch (and anyone who does — you should RUN!)

    I can’t watch yo’ kids (I can’t get myself to stay still on Zoom)

  • No copy? No problem. We can chat about your offer, your ideal customer, some ideas for podcast pitches or guest posts. We can nail down a basic outline of a landing page — but we’d likely only get to one maybe two of those things. See the “what we can accomplish” bit above for what we can (and can’t) do in the first Q.

  • Great question. It comes down to 3 things: Value + Peace + Commitment. 

    1. The value of my time, and yup, your time too.

    I wanted to make getting you a HUGE ROI with as little time + money commitment as I could. My day rates start in the 4-figures. My retainers in the 5-figures. This offer makes getting your genius + message tight; out into the world and quick AF.

    1. The peace of mind that comes from knowing that YOU now know what your copy needs…. and having an awesome and totally doable plan to get it done? PRICELESS

    2. The commitment I have to giving you as much as I can to help you achieve your goal is siick. Also it’s about the commitment you have in yourself to execute that sh*t. So yeah, you spend an hour on the call but I spend another 60 minutes making sure you’re HOOKED UP!!!!